September 2015 Review Round Up

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That’s how it feels this month. Maybe if I had a broader focus than reviews, I’d have more to wax editorial about. But I like reviews. It keeps a hermit like myself engaged with the community.

The picks of the month, Motörhead’s Bad Magic and Goolagoon’s Patrickviolence Demo forced me to re-evaluate some core beliefs.

Motörhead will always be Motörhead. You know what you’re going to get. But Bad Magic proves that albums that stick to a well worn oeuvre can still demolish expectations, so long as the delivery is up to scratch.

I ordinarily have a not unjustified suspicion of gimmicks and a Spongebob themed anything that’s not actually Spongebob has no right to work. Again, the delivery is what matters. Goolagoon exemplify this. They could sell any idea with delivery that sharp.

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Album of the Month
Motörhead – Bad Magic
(Rock and Roll – United Kingdom)
UDR Music – 2015/08/28


Bad Magic is a friendly reminder that Airheads, despite its flaws, got it right: Lemmy is God. Forty years of performance and Motörhead are still capable of releasing an album that blows you away. All bands long for this sort of longevity. Phil Campbell’s guitar work is nothing short of spectacular. And Mickey Dee owns the drum kit like a kid half his age. They rock and they roll and they bring the energy and they do it damn well.
Try before you buy: Fire Storm Hotel (YouTube)

Honourable Mention
Goolagoon – Patrickviolence Demo
(Powerviolence – United States of America)
Dickcrush – 2015/03/30


If you’re going to a band with a gimmick, you better not be tiresome. If you’re a gimmick band in the grind/crust/pv family, you had best be fucking awesome. If your pv gimmick is based on Spongebob fucking Squarepants, you better be blowing my skin off with awesomeness. Boy howdy, do Goolagoon deliver on that. I sit here, flayed, wondering how a concept so stupid can pay off with such overwhelming satisfaction.
Try before you buy: Walking Small (Bandcamp)

The Rest in Alphabetical Order
Blutbad – Abandonment
(Harsh noise – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/09/19


So. That’s a harsh noise wall. Kind of unnerved that I don’t hate it. The unrelenting cascade of static is alienating and unnerving. It’s also oddly soothing. It creates the effect of listening to a comforting, repetitive noise, like a waterfall crashing. It’s relaxing, but after a while it sounds like someone is drowning in the endless stream of water. It gets discomforting once you start to hear it. Unsettling. Very much so.
Try before you buy: Ritual (Bandcamp)

Cavernlight – Corporeal
(Droning sludge – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/04/07


Each listen draws you in more and more. The first time you listen to it is like crossing an event horizon; you may not realise it, but you’re inexorably and inevitably drawn to a crushing black hole. The first three tracks of droning sludge pave the way for the final, crushing track of true drone. Subsequent listens allow the listener to truly appreciate sophistication of this release. It’s intricate in its slowness.
Try before you buy: Upon the Threshold of Reason, Embracing Our Corporeal Forms (Bandcamp)

Concilium – Demo
(Occult doom – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/09/08


I’m a huge fan of occult-flavoured doom, especially the sort that features a strong female vocal lead. Blood Ceremony and Jex Thoth are huge in my book. But even I have to admit that the field has been a little saturated of late. Concilium is a fine example of this. They have a damn fine singer; her vocals are as silky as Jex’s. But the music, while atmospheric, lacks the necessary power to hold interest. It’s regrettably dull.
Try before you buy: Tempest (Bandcamp)

Devoid – II
(Droning sludge – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/06/09


The second low and slow release for the month, and it too is a damn fine example of drone metal. The sustains have Sunn O)))-esque malevolence and the distortion can easily ruin your equipment. It’s not afraid to up the tempo either, which makes for well-considered stylistic changes. There’s no doubt that II is at its finest at its slowest though. It manifests a palpable sense of dread and aguish with every tortured note.
Try before you buy: Excavation (Bandcamp)

Iron Maiden – Book of Souls
(Heavy metal – United Kingdom)
Parlophone – 2015/09/04


It’s a testament to Iron Maiden’s obvious love for their craft that so shortly after Bruce’s run in with cancer, they put out their best album since Matter of Life and Death. Admittedly, the vocals do sound a little chemo affected still, but not in a way that’s an overall detriment. The decision to make a double album paid big dividends too. Never have Maiden songs had this much room to soar. Another classic.
Try before you buy: Speed of Light (YouTube)

Monolith – Legacy of the Opium Eater
(Death metal – South Africa)
Self-released – 2015/09/12


Rumbling along, this ep is about as slow as death can get without being death doom. Ordinarily, this sort of deathly barage comes across like a plague of zombies; a slow, steady, relentless crush leading to an inevitability bloody end. Monolith tweak this a bit. It’s far from a mindless barrage; there are some evil smarts at work here. Instead of zombies, it’s more like wights. Possibly bodaks. Slow, but intelligent death at work.
Try before you buy: Seemingly False Fantasies (Bandcamp)

Mouth Breather – Mouth Breather
(Grindviolence – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/09/14


Mouth Breather is one of those tough releases that definitely not mediocre, but it is still hard to get enthusiastic about. They do grindcore with an endearingly lunkheaded charm. And, despite the racket, it’s not a sloppy release. Every bark, every blast well considered. But it’s lacking something. It feels like they have held something back; as though the option to go to eleven was there, but ten suited them fine.
Try before you buy: Death Metal Hell (Bandcamp)

Nile – What Should Not Be Unearthed
(Brutal techdeath – United States of America)
Nuclear Blast – 2015/08/28


Memory is a funny thing. Every time a new Nile album rolls around, I’ve done the mental gymnastics to convince myself I don’t like them. I waste a lot of time; time that could be better spent listening to Nile. I broke the cycle this time and jumped straight in. Even by their already high standards, Unearthed is monstrous. It strikes a perfect balance between technicality and brutality that every band in the genre should strive for.
Try before you buy: Call to Destruction (YouTube)

Sermos – (husk)
(Death metal – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/07/04


Some death metal exists to wallow in misery. Some exists to ruthlessly molest frets. And some simply exists to be enjoyed. Sermos is definitely in the latter category. (husk) has a loose, faux-sloppy sound that is just a joy to listen to. It’s the sort of release that begs to be drunkenly headbanged to. It has some forays into guttural territory, which don’t work as well, but overall it’s a fine release that every death buff should get into.
Try before you buy: The End of Flesh (Bandcamp)

Slayer – Repentless
(Thrash – United States of America)
Nuclear Blast – 2015/09/11


Definitely sounds like Slayer. Any concerns about the transition from Hanneman to Holt have been assuaged. I think the transition has had a positive effect. The songs have a depth that has been lacking from recent releases. It no longer sounds like a collection of solos loosely stitched together with melody. It’s a welcome reminder of why Slayer is one of metal’s most important acts.
Try before you buy: Repentless (YouTube)

Steel Chains – Demo 2015
(Post-punk – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/02/14


I spent way too much time trying to fit this demo into a convenient genre. It’s post-punk. But it’s really upbeat. But it’s gloomy as hell. But. But. But. I eventually settled on the moniker, Tsunami Punk. It’s got the upbeat slacker sound of surf punk but it’s infused with a pervasive sense of imminent doom. I love having my expectations messed with. And I’m happy to find another post-punk band that is a joy to listen to.
Try before you buy: Hard to Follow (Bandcamp)

Verheerer – Archar
(Black metal – Germany)
Self-released – 2015/09/12


This is a release for fans of Dissection, Watain, and Necrophobic. It’s firmly in the mould of melodic yet aggressive black metal made great by the aforementioned. Importantly, Verheerer’s take on majestic darkness is a hell of a racket. It allows a minor lack of originality to be completely forgiven and forgotten. It’s proof positive that operating in genre boundaries can work.
Try before you buy: Archar (Bandcamp)

Woundvac – Disgraced Convert
(Grindcore – United States of America)
Self-released – 2015/09/08


There’s nothing quite as satisfying as grindcore done well. The intrinsic violence played out in short, sharp bursts isn’t so much a thoughtful musical exercise as it is a raw emotional outburst. Woundvac is one of the bands that best exemplify this. Their songs see anger and disaffection collide in explosive blasts of discontent. It’s like they put the barest minimum of effort into control, allowing for an unhinged sound.
Try before you buy: Disgraced Convert (Bandcamp)

Zombie X Incest – The First Violent Step
(Powerviolence – Nepal)
Self-released – 2015/09/12


This is raw. I’m left wondering whether it’s a limitation of the recording environment or a stylistic choice. Whatever the answer, the coarse grain sandpaperiness of their sound works to their advantage. It comes across like the band are right there next to you instead of in a studio/basement thousands of kilometres away. The in your face aggression is complemented by damn entertaining melodies too.
Try before you buy: How is punk dead when powerviolence is still alive? (Bandcamp)